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Chris & Jane's Place

Zombie Gnomes: Put on a F You Face (Gold)

Zombie Gnomes: Put on a F You Face (Gold)

$25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
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Get to Gnome Our Products

  • Unique Design: A blend of garden traditionalism and modern day chaos. 
  • High-Quality Material: Crafted from durable ceramic that can withstand almost All Weather Conditions (sorry not tornado tested)
  • Paint Durability: We use UV resistant paint and sealer for long lasting detail. 
  • All products Handmade in Southern California.

Pretending not your style?
Put on a Fuck You face
People being hostile?
Put on a Fuck You Face
Take off that fake mask of contentment ,
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You stopped trying to smile!

And spread sunshine all over the place
Just Put on a Fuck You Face

Width 2 inches
Height 6 inches
Length 2.5 inches

Materials

Ceramic, UV resistant paint, and sealer

Shipping & Returns

We use USPS and UPS for shipping all of our items. Orders are returnable for 30 days from purchase. Fees may apply.

Care Instructions

Our Gnomes are All Weather Ready. Just please do not throw them. They don't like that.

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