Zombie Gnomes: All the F's We Give

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• Unique Design: A blend of garden traditionalism and modern day chaos. 
• High-Quality Material: Crafted from durable ceramic that can withstand almost All Weather Conditions (sorry not tornado tested)
• Paint Durability: We use UV resistant paint and sealer for long lasting detail. 
• All products Handmade in Southern California.

Put on a F@ck you Face Story:
Pretending not your style?
Put on a F@ck You face
People being hostile?
Put on a F@ck You Face
Take off that fake mask of contentment,
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You stopped trying to smile!
And spread sunshine all over the place
Just Put on a F@ck You Face

Width 2 inches
Height 6 inches
Length 2.5 inches

Terrible Tim's Story: Terrible Tim is just an old gnome whose angry at a cloud.

Width 2 inches
Height 6.5 inches
Length 3 inches